Total Badass

Steve McQueen. Seriously. That dude was badass. Let's see, he raced cars, he raced motorcycles, and, on the side, he was moviestar. Short list, he was in The Magnificent Seven, The Thomas Crown Affair, The Great Escape, Bullitt, The Getaway, AND The Towering Inferno.
Sheeit. I can barely manage owning a car and a motorcycle, let alone being a total badass at the same time. Seems my only reasonable course of action is to start chain smoking, get a tattoo, join a motorcycle gang, and start running guns to South America. Then maybe, maybe I'll be as cool as Steve McQueen.